A New Traveling Friend
By
John W. Vander Velden
When
it comes to traveling I guess I’m old school.
Maybe you don’t know what I mean.
Well when I plan a trip, I get out the atlas, remember those, and go
over the route. I take some time before
we leave and write down a list of roads and directions and hand them to Jackie
my navigator. But we did things a bit
different this summer. We invited a
friend to come along. I think her name
is Alexia.
Alexia
doesn’t take much room in the car. She
rides inside my tablet. But she has very
strong opinions and voices them at any moment whether you’re ready to hear them
or not. There are times she is downright
rude. But overall not obnoxious. Sometimes she rides on Jackie’s lap
diligently tracking our progress. “In
one thousand feet turn right on to exit 283A, stay right at the fork and…” Ooops, I missed that exit. No problem, if Alexia is one thing she is
patient…and persistent. “In one half
mile take exit 284A turn right make a U-turn…” Yeah...maybe.
But
all-in-all Alexia is true enough that I come to depend upon her…maybe too
much. Throw the atlas in the back seat,
give Alexia an address and off we go.
But
sometimes we have a conflict with her. Friends
do that you know. There are times I
would want to travel by a route Alexia feels is less efficient. Then her persistence becomes a bit
annoying. “Turn right make a U-turn...” “At
the next road and make a U-turn...” You
expect the voice to say, “for crying out loud, go back.” Now, now, now, Alexia, time for your nap.
Jackie
puts the dear friend to sleep and sets her on the back seat as we trundle along
only to hear her instructions, “turn right and make a U-turn,” her voice calls
out from behind us. Talk about a
backseat driver!
Yet
it astonishes me how she knows EXACTLY where
we are. It’s not to within a mile or
quarter mile for that matter, it is within feet. FREAKY! Even when the wi-fi is off, it’s like the car
talks to her in their own secret digital GPS language as we watch our progress
on the screen.
So
Alexia like all friends has some good points and well...other points. To get the most out our friendship I overlook
the annoying aspects of her personality.
I also have to accept her knowing our every move. A bit voyeur-ish don’t you think. But I ignore those quirks because Alexia is
our friend…
(431
Words) 8/21/2018